Hillbilly CSI and Equinox Revelry
Last Friday�s Chalet bonfire started seemingly normal and routine. Get wieners, alcohol, drive up to the Chalet� Many know the drill, few attend regularly. Ah, this evening the wine was going down pleasingly fast and Betty in truth wasn�t drinking anyone�s wine. The beer tasted like an elixir from the gods, and the corn was sizzling! Sun set with purple and pink waves of glory. All was well and then between dinner and smores, there was a scream - Loni found Pat�s confused straw carcass. Luckily on the scene were the Hillbilly CSI team. They discovered a dead straw half man half woman. S/he had a corncob, wore pearls and large panties. They also discovered that Brad had a knack for picking songs that will stick in your head.
�Ding fries are done, ding fries are done, would you like an apple pie with that?� With countless one liners and misspoken jokes, a majestic time was had by all!
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