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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

24 hours in the old pueblo

Congratulations to Sean and everyone who has kept at it and stayed motivated to ride these past few weeks/months. It's been dark, cold and I fell off the cycling wagon far too quickly. (I've made some PHENOMENAL early season tele-turns, however!) So, I was just thinking ahead a little and was wondering if anyone would like to join me for the 24 hour race down in Tucson in February? It would be my first 24 hour bike race, and I'm looking forward to having something to keep me focused. Otherwise, wine, chocolate and bad tv will be my demise.

Rose? MOA? 4-person team?

http://www.epicrides.com/twofour/24.htm

Friday, November 25, 2005

When in doubt, air it out.

Can't believe I got my fat ass this far off the ground. If you go back to the slide show, you can see my comfort level and airtime improve each time I went over this thing.

The Cat 4 35+ thumbnails have pictures of Pete K and Dash. On the ground.



Monday, November 21, 2005


Finally feeling a bit better this morning so I strapped on the strap on and humped the Bus up icy 97 for a cruise in on Magnolia. Gears were frozen, brakes were squealing and lungs were wheezing but I had the place to myself, and didn't even wreck once.

A bargain at twice the price! Zooming by deer, getting sideways down the switchbacks, experiencing a 43 degree swing over 20 miles...best way known to start off a Monday!

Beautiful warm sunny weather on Saturday sucked us out of the rack and into the woods. Still a little under the weather so skipped opening weekend at Eldora in favor of extra waffles, sleep and moseying. Also spotted a wicked looking Pugsley cruising thru Ned, interesting...

Coulda been nicer, just not sure how...

Family romp thru the hinterlands of Mud Lake testing out my new GoLite duds...danka Chainsaw! Probably too cool for me (jacket has a clear window on the wrist so you can view your timepiece/GPS/altimeter) but tough to beat at $37.

Kill stick Betty! Kill, kill!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Built Ford Tough

Many thanks to the Velvet Hammer for his time, knowledge and use of tools in addressing the multiple mechanical difficulties that plagued the Deuce over the last few months. The failure of components on a vehicle that has 230000+ miles is expected but never enthusiastically received. Fortunately, these recent issues have been relatively simple repairs that your procrastinating author turned a blind eye towards. In addition to these repairs, the purchase of new tires has extended the useful life of this proud vehicle.

What does this mean to you, loyal reader? Not much, since most of you own your own cars and a healthy fear of riding in the passenger seat.

Please note though, while the Deuce isn’t aestheically pleasing, it does get adequate gas mileage and isn’t terribly uncomfortable for short trips. With the end of cyclocross season upon us, and the stories of signifigant amounts of snowfall in the mountains, the time to buckle up the boots is here. Expect the Deuce to be found in parking lots at the base of Mary Jane, Loveland, Arapahoe Basin, Eldora?, and assorted trailheads. (Never at the base of Vail, because as we all know, Vail sucks.) There is room for two in the cab, a working CD player, and increased reliability for anyone that needs a ride.

It also means that the residents of the Chalet (novice telemarkers!) need to get the cameras out to record the rematch of the Deuce with the non traditional winter entrance to their driveway. Get a tow strap for that Tacoma!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005


Welcome, welcome! Glad you have joined us for the Iowa invasion. Please grab a seat and a beer and enjoy the show!

Ahhh sightseeing at wonderland lake...

Christmas card photo 2005!

"Death grip Dash" made damn sure he got a photo with Nancy and Walt. She looks a bit unsure, no?

Missing a few memebers of the crew, but a group shot for the records.

Ah, yes mam, I am going to need to see some identification please.

Alas, its a good night to all fair maidens and handsome fellows. Good night.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Hippo Birdy!

The Beer Drinking Robot is now one year old! That’s right Cyclonauts, somehow our little electronic nest has survived a whole year including over 460 posts and 4500 visits. Many thanks to all who have shared their photos and tales of woe, as well as the visitors and Lurkers Out Beyond the Campfire Light who have followed the misadventures of the bIKE cLUB Footsoldiers from a safe distance. We’ll see what we can cook up for Year Two!

Monday, November 07, 2005

The 5.4R "U" Pitch


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Originally uploaded by shZo.
That's right, folks. Here we see Mr. Johnson finishing the scariest, most runout 5.4 pitch in Colorado - accompanied by dozens of hangers on.

You won't believe this!! Photographic evidence of our man Cheese-O conducting BUSINESS on top of the Third. Yes, the man who just gave up his rotary dial land line has now descended to the dregs of yuppieness, returning calls while waiting for the repel to clear. Overheard saying �I heard Amgen is posting fourth quarter profits that are far exceeding analyst�s expectations, I say BUY James, Buy!� Posted by Picasa

Aspiring model MegaDash works on his cheesy pose.  Posted by Picasa

Cousin Patrick Caruso enjoys the warm sun and light winds at 7,400 feet. Posted by Picasa

Bash takes a long break at the top of the Third Flatiron and patiently waits to jump on the last rope down for the day. Posted by Picasa