bIKE cLUB 2.0 training plan

Hello Iris and welcome to the family! What an incredible series of events, experiences and sheer fate must have occurred to bring YOU into being, you may be thinking. Rest assured none of that took place. Instead an aeons old breeding program, constantly winnowing the wheat from the chafe, the strong from the weak, the foolhardy from the merely Canadian through multitudes of generations until finally your progenitors were carefully maneuvered into creating YOU! Now, your training begins! Attached are some photos of bIKE cLUB 2.0 Operative 001 being run through the paces up here in Routt County to give you some ideas of what your program may entail. Remember pain is merely weakness leaving the body, as are farts. Good luck! #bIKEcLUB #uberancestors