Oct 17th-18th, Vernal, UT we'll be getting back on track after several years wandering in the wilderness, bereft of the bonhomie & sloppy comraderie that only a 7' Shotski can truly provide, or perhaps "enhance". Will there be drunken fireworks battles, will coveted Farva awards change hands, will the VT Highway Patrol bust up the whole shebang? Who can say? Well Los Uber Ancestor can probably say, what with their Brassy Rotoscope and Scrolls and whatnot, but they aren't (saying that is) so we'll just have to skip over thar and see what shakes out!
Should you bring a bike, beer, puffy, firewood, blow up doll, leftover Chinese, and Jaeger? Yes!
Should you decline due to parenthood, restraining orders, common decency, the sorry state of the economy or the 3.2 beer connundrum? No!
Special bonus! Tell me Officer Farva's 1st name and win a chance to demo a Moots at FARVAs!
Now there's a sight for sore eyes...18Rd, solo, $100k + of bikes in the van. Yeah, I think I'll park it right here. Joe's Ridge and a sub 2 parsec Kessel Run before the sunset, then hours of moth-squashing across eastern UT and a standard Highroller camp out at the Castle Rock SP (giant freakish spiders, sleeping bag on top of the picnic table, rain in the face, fuck, roll over, still raining, ok crawl in front seat of van, can't even recline seat since it's so stuffed full of bikes, what is that? daybreak. bag into gutter followed by Highroller, ah precious 2 hours sleep, so parched morning pee was neon, sweet). Thence to Hurricane, UT to ride the Hurricane Rim, probably pretty sweet, unfortunately rode it at 2pm, so hot I was seeing spots, did I mention parched?
