Early Farva nominees...

Chainsaw- “…and I’d like to thanks Matt’s Dad, Richard Alford, for such a wonderful time last night” Dick Alford –“It was good for me too!” In a Sean Connery accent…“I’ll take Jap Anus Relations for $400 Alex” Casey Haymes in a Jimmy Stewart accent “..so then they went on an adventure and it was all…melty” Chainsaw, to already weeping woman. “You are terrible, terrible people.” “Santorum” Glick “ So back at university we had a cycling club” MOA “Did you have a gay guy like Dash too?” Pete- “Do you think this is hard enough? MOA –“Yes, it’s stiff enough! Now stick it in there and let’s get going.” “…and then our son got shipped out to Ko-rea. You all sure you don’t want some peanut butter?” MOA – Describing the Tickler 2 course “…well up ahead here I think it starts to get pretty rocky.” Doug – “Sasquatch? I saw one once. They are like part alien, part human.” Doug – “ This is the most relaxed I’ve ever seen Matt Cheese-O. He’s all soft and malleable.” Cheese-O – “Does anyone have a cell phone? I’ve got to call Loni and tell her I won’t be home tonight.”