Before noting that Sean is a moron I will state in his defense that the above pic is of current snow conditions at the Chalet, which for the unprepared Boulder sun-bather could, potentially, offer up some sort of driving challenge, if one were particularily foolhardy or dense mayhaps. The density theory was proven beyond a doubt Saturday when the second Home Depot workman buried his "truck" mere yards from the handily provided parking space we cleared for him...while attempting to tow HD worker #1 from an even worse position half off our driveway snugged up against a telephone pole. Many informed Cyclonauts will note that in addition to being perfectly straight, the Chalet driveway is also completely level but let me assure you we had one Dodge ass-hat work truck and a GMC Jimmy chained together and synchronized-ly spinning tires until finally our neighbor Jackson disgustedly deigned to winch the offenders out of the way so he could go to work. Long story short finds our other neighbor Wayne wallowing under Sean's "truck" putting on chains as we dug out the wheels and laid down some planks Sunday evening in a pre-Super Bowl workout. A mere 45 minutes later and viola! Another case of beer for the neighbors...Doh! Somehow Cheese-O drove his Accord in and out no problemo. Sales-monkeys!
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