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Tuesday, November 04, 2008

manly bike for sale

this guy says it best...pretty funny
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

bIKE cLUB Voting Guide 2008

After a long, and I mean looooong, campaign it all comes down to today and the myriad of ballot choices, candidates (yes there are more than two) and amendments means it is easier than ever to become confused so the Uber Ancestors On High have created this handy guide to insure that no more than an acceptable # of drones are lost, crushed, flayed or lasered in Election Day violence. Pay attention Cyclonauts!


Now one of the pictures shown here is of an army of laser weilding Daleks, ready to fry your carcass down to a puff of acrid greasy ashes. The other is a bunch of voting machines. Do not get the two confused! If approached by a Dalek screeching "Exterminate! Exterminate!" flee rapidly in the opposite direction while crouched over and zigging and zagging in classic broken field running style. For that matter if a voting machine starts screaming "Exterminate! Exterminate!" I'd defenestrate yourself immediately (so long as you are no higher than the third floor of course) and or wet yourself profusely. Running is probably also a good idea at this time.





Daleks, no wait, voting machines!









Also genuine volunteer election officials should look like hippies, NOT Sleestaks. If they look like Sleestaks (at left below) you're vote may be fraudulently recorded as "Kill Chaka!" instead of a valid entry of "Go Barack the vote, whicky whicky woo!" or "McCain/Palin, what could possibly go wrong?"

Finally of course steer clear of any curtained off alcoves that could shelter operatives from the hated BLTFFL (Boulder Ladies Tropical Fish Fanciers League), rabid Squirrels of Mirkwood, Spiky Tufted Death Gnomes, pixies, sasquatch (albino or fully pigmented) and/or Triffids.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Mad Creek - Swamp Park - Red Dirt

Holy macaroni where oh where has our bike fitness gone? Chainsaw sucks Os about 300 yds from the trailhead...

Now here's a shot you haven't seen in a while. Last time we rode together was at K-dubs birthday ride in Ned, last year! Needless to say we were psyched to get out there on such a sweet day and sweet trail.

2nd try








We rode super nice singletrack along Mad Creek up to the wilderness boundary, no one else on the trails at all.


Then down, down, down! Cheese-Ooooooo!







Here is where the rabid Forest Cows turned us back on our Red Dirt hike earlier this year...






Sweet mossy trail thru the pines on upper Red Dirt






Shelf trail finale with lots of exposure off the right side. Maybe 10 miles total but mostly singletrack and we had the place to ourselves, two of my favorite ride characteristics for sure. So sweet to ride with Chainsaw again!
Now let's hear about CX and see some Fruita pix and stories stat!






Thursday, October 23, 2008

Karaoke at the Outback Saloon

Aime and I went to the Outback Saloon for Karaoke Night on Wednesday. It was a night to behold. Of course, I belted out a perfect rendition of Pink's "Get the Party Started" and totally wowed the crowd. Check out the crowd dancing and moving to the groove I was laying down. Sorry for the poor video and sound quality but this video was from my phone and Aime was laughing too much.

Here is a link to a better video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTlWqW6fSYc


Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Fall has fallen!

Though the berry crop hangs on most of the leaves are falling and carpeting the trails around Steamboat and a touch of fresh snow has appeared on the top of Mt. Werner.

Betty deserves one last swim in Spring Creek before winter ices it over so up we went in search of a proper fetch stick

Off-roading with the fam and trying to figure out the self-timer on the new camera...not so good.



Betty takes off for the pond while Highroller groans under the ever-increasing load of TSA. Time to start toddling your own bad ass around tubby!



Another 150lbs and that jersey will fit like a second skin!


Actual Chesaux Family Pictures


The Entire Family

Mom and Siblings


Nieces and Nephews


Hi Everyone,
I first of all want to thank you all for everything. You are my family, and here is the Chesaux Family. 
Love you all
Loni



Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Chesaux Family Photos






This is the house that Matt's father built when Matt was a kid, the waterfall is behind his Mom's house. It really is beautiful out there and it makes sense why Matt loved to be in nature.


Tuesday, October 14, 2008

My last hike with Matt






Matt and I went for a hike on that Saturday before. It was a lovely little outing, I sure do miss that boy.