Tacos al Carbon
Bam! Carne Asada, Pollo Burrito y chile relleno
What the shim sham? The Velvet Hammer, doing what he does best (eat!), with Highroller, Chainsaw and Trout at Fiesta Guadalajara? It's almost like a real bIKE cLUB April excursion to Fruita, complete with genuine FARVA quotes:
Highroller "What DOES Sue do anyways?"
Chainsaw "I don't know actually. I tried talking to her about it one time but..."
Highroller "Sue is like the wind. You don't talk to leaves, you can't talk to the wind, you just enjoy it... like a force of nature. Don't try to understand."
Trout "I love YOU most of all Momma!"
Highroller What about Poppa, do you love Poppa most of all too?"
Trout "No"
Highroller "How much do you love Poppa? This much (holds hands arms length apart)?"
Trout "This much (fingers about 1" apart).
Highroller (wrestling with some kids). "Hey Finn, did you drop this dollar here?"
Finn "What? (coming closer)
Highroller "Is this your dollar?
Finn "What dollar?
Highroller "Ha gotcha you sucker! (Wrestles Finn into upside down sleeper hold)
Finn, later "Where's the dollar?"
Finn's Mom "There is no dollar honey"
Owen (kid) "Swing ME around now!
Highroller "Is there another word coming after that like..."
Trout "Please?"
Owen "Do it stinky donkey-butt!"
Trout (all day yesterday) "Cha cha cha...hi-ya! (followed by karate kick to Highroller's shins, if shins covered followed by punch to groin instead)
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