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Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Coming down from the mountains!

Well we're gonna try to get down to the FR again, swooping in on turkey feast at Penny's farmhouse like Mothra on Nagasaki.  If'n you're in town and wanna maybe grab a quick drinky-poo over the weekend, send up a flare.  If we don't see you have a very very happy Thanksgiving and try not to snort marshmellow sweet potatoes out of your nose like last year.

You should watch this. Christmas is right around the corner!

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It's for real!

Grrrrrrrrrrreta doesn't like The Grinch

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

They only get more difficult!

Next up the Whitesnake Award for Best Display of Public Drunkeness, aka "the Dash"






WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

FARVA pop quiz!

Ah, we've been through so much Footsoldiers! Why leave something as important as a FARVA award up to something as frivolent as democracy







and voting and whatnot. The Uber Ancestors have instead decried that the 2009 FARVA awards will be decided by meritocracy, that would be to say on merit. SO simply name the WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHYs of the following images as completely as possible to claim the first Farva up for grabs, the uncoveted, unloved and yet magnetic Trainwreck Award.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

When life gives you lemonade...

Well you dropkick life right in the nut-sack son, hi-YA! Weekend started on abummer note for Das Alfords with Trout burning his hands under some hot water at daycare (of course at 4:50pm on a Friday with the docs office vacated for the weekend) and Highroller and Chainsaw driving around in a tizzy, in a blizzard. Sweet! Well luckily we birthed (well one of us did anyways) a tough little nugget and he shortly calmed down as we treated him to every home remedy in the books. Mostly though he liked dipping his hands in a pot of cold water 2-3 times a minute for the rest of the night. So much so that we finally put him to bed with the pot on a stool next to his crib. Of course we were worked too. Nothing worse than seeing your child in pain. FR plans shot we decided to kick ol' man winter right in the jewel box this weekend taking TSA for his first sled runs, making a pumpkin pie, pumpkin muffins, a wicked t-bone and treating ourselves to brekkie on the town this morning. Mostly though we taught Trout to kick ass! Here he is defeating evil in Gotham City...all day baby!


Monday, November 09, 2009

Great Steamboat Weekend in the books

Hey looky here what we found...the good life! Next weekend we're rolling down the mountain to the FR so prepare for your weltenschang to be readjusted!