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What Men mean when they say: "Fine" -Things could be better, like if Swedish twins were massaging my nuts, but otherwise acceptable. "Five minutes" - The specified action will be taking place in 300 seconds, is there any chance you will be ready by then? "Nothing" - It involves feelings, and I don't talk about feelings. "Go ahead" - A decision has been reached, you should proceed, like now. Loud sigh - The Eagles looked promising this season but are putting in another lacklustre performance. Also useful for -No you don't look fat (or at least not any fatter than in anything else you wear) in that. "That's Ok" - I'm dissapointed, in 10 seconds however I will have completely forgotten about it and am unlikely to ever revisit this issue in future arguments. "Thanks" -for nothing "Whatever" - Hmmm, her lips are moving but I've drifted off thinking about the Donovan McNabb-Terrel Owens feud, and weather the two new interns at the office could be Swedish...oh no she's stopped. She's looking right at me! I should say something, keep it general, don't let on that you have no idea what she's asked, ummm...