“Slow on the Uptake” , a Tragedy in one part.

Scene: A dusty desert bowl, two brothers sit around a cozy campfire. A raven croaks from far overhead as a VW Jetta pulls into one of the twelve available parking spots. On the rear bumper of the white Jetta is a Delta Gamma logo and a Jose Cuervo sticker, on top are two shiny mountain bikes, with clipless pedals! Brad: (Throwing a friendly wave as he walks over to the Jetta) Howdy. Amber: (Rolling down the window) Hi! How you doing? Brad: Fine, fine. Amber: Tiffany here and I ha… Tiffany: Hi I’m Tiffany! Amber: Didn’t I just say that Tiff? Tiffany: I know but you always hog the cute ones and if you think for one seco… Amber: Anyway we’ve been driving all over and it looks like all the other campsites are full. Tiffany: Did you just interrupt me Amber? Ooooh after we set up camp we are SO having a tickle fight! You’re going down girl. Amber: Anyway we wanted to know if you could spare a little room around the campfire? We hardly make any sound. We’re very good, except when we’re bad. Then we’re very bad and need to be spanked. Tiffany: and we brought Tequila! In the background Brian sends frantic ESP brainwaves but to no avail as Brad gives a sad shake of the head. Brad: I’m sorry. We’ve got a bunch of friends coming in here later. Probably fill the whole place up. Amber: Oh. Tiffany: Oh. Brian: (silently as a vein throbs violently at his temple) D’oh! Amber: Hmm, Well I guess we’ll keep looking…thanks. Brad: No problem! Have a nice day. (Approximately 45 seconds later as the Jetta rolls out of sight…) Brad: Oh.