Gondola roulette!

Like any nefarious multinational Illuminata organization bIKE cLUB has a solid grasp of the "people value" (about $6 avg) of the various Cyclonauts, Footsoldiers and assorted hangers-on sucked into our wolf-pack whirlpool and, seeking to avoid catastrophic damage to the organization, limits the exposure to risk by scheduling multiple departure dates, modes of transport, etc for the executive class...ie. don't stick your whole basketball team on the same iced over twin-prop Cessna. In this way to date we have managed to avoid calamitous loss despite the constant sniping and ambuscades, launched by our hated and despised arch-foes the Boulder Ladies Tropical Fish-Fanciers League, that have seen the tragic downfall of Pete "Scar Tissue" Schroeder and the fabled Hacienda among others. Hydra-esque we have always popped back stronger then ever but this weekend, despite massive paramilitary build up, sees a risky funnelling of all strategic bIKE cLUB forces into a narrow time/location window, the safety of which cannot be guaranteed, in part due to the high # of Cyclonauts present ironically. Therefor I beseeche thee to take caution and make sure that no more than 10 Cyclonauts board any one gondola en route to the Brendash blow-out tomorrow! If someone could try to make sure Sean keeps his pants on during dinner that would be good too. As a last ditch fall back the Uber-Ancestors on high (now sadly sterile to the point of mootness) have sent K-dub to the farthest reaches of the continent for safe-keeping over the weekend. She is armed with a bottle of tequila and orders to start an underground Breeder-Cell should the rest of bIKE cLUB be wiped out. Let's be safe out there everybody!