Idle hands are the Devil's workshop...

Quadrupler Plus now ready for action...

Thar she blows!! Chainsaw is rarin' to go for the Beaver Creek Ultra on Saturday so send your powerful chi her way anytime between 6am and say, oh about 6pm

The Quadrupler, ready to shoot splinters into your eyes, or maybe improve your balance skills...

My vision of Hell

...more closely resembling Hell is my current location at the free breakfast buffet of the Crystal Inn, Salt Lake City, UT. Crowds jostling under the fluorescent lights, plastic plants, indeterminate pastel "art" and faint background saxaphone noodling. Folks up in my grill, cutting in line and angling for maximum advantage, and all for what? A breakfast you wouldn't pay good money for...but it's free! Free swill for all my piggies! Free housing for all my veal-ies! Eat up, eat up! Then shuffle down this hallway, don't mind the men in the aprons, the hoses, the grates in the floor. Just put your head in this hole, don't kick now, don't struggle, don't worry. It's free!

My idea of Heaven... (note, nude wife bearing pizza and cold beer edited out for Puritannical sensibilities)

With the recent Cheeto Gardens Rec Room addition of a ping pong/air hockey table we're sure to see much, much more of this

and possibly this. But hopefully not...

this, the dreaded Ryan victory dance...in your face!

is this normal?

Peacocks! Several big, loud peacocks were strutting their stuff in front of my apartment this morning.




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1 whole year baby! Alford's celebrate their anniversary by hauling in 30 miles of fine on the Continental Divide above Steamboat. Thanks to all who celebrated with us a year ago, who have helped us thru our initial year of wedded bliss and to avoid temptation. Actually the year was sadly pretty temptation free except for this one time Marty pinched my ass...