Well Orlando pix will have to wait while I wrap up the bIKE cLUB NMexcursion report. Anyways Chinsaw and I did some more 'o this on the sweet welded tuff.

Sweet and sour Christ! I've returned from the land of the gum cudding mouth-breathers (note: picture is of the abode of the corn-grinding cliff-dwellers, NOT Orlando) where everyone has been super-sized into jiggling pasty Veal People. Am I ready to drink tonight? Try to stop me stewardess!

Poison Nachos! Ha! You dont scare me, I have the longest legs in town!

Riding was great, no people anywhere! Trail is still a singletrack too! What the?

Hurry up Allison, the evil gnome is chasing you!

What a fine greeting upon entering City of Rock. yes folks this is at the entrance of the state park!

I was serious about the Ojo Malo! Probably the worst thing I've ever gotten drunk on and I was practically teethed on little green barrels of Mickey's Malt Liquor...go Green Hornet! Well I'm no sooner home again then I'm off, this time to Orlando (yet again) for another soul-sucking session at the Orange County Convention Center (ie. the 9th layer of Hell, or possibly the 8th...anyway not the one with all the lawyers but the one with used car salesmen and insurance adjusters). On the plus side we'll be staying at the Hawaiian Court HoJo's (again)...I'm kidding, there is no plus side to Orlando. I will however try to document the various riduculousities like the NASCAR restuarant and various upside-down buildings for you un-believers. Yes America truly is THIS fat and stupid! Pray for me.

Fully fueled up we headed southwards in search of sun and stone...and ended up here.

Then we did some of this...

And this...Chainsaw highballin' it on creaky flakes and sand.

We're baaaack! Not sure if Dub and Allison avoided killing each other in the wilds of NM but Chainsaw and Highroller returned with only occasional spurting bleeding, two damaged finger tips, scabies and a bad case of Ojo Malo. Highroller crashed twice and I'm sorry to say that my shin-modeling career is now officially kaput...any modelling that requires a left-side profile, close ups of fingers or forearms or clear lighting for that matter is prolly done too. Now onto the report! Like any adventure worth lying about ours began humbly, over Ahnold's Eggs and Huevos at Dot's to be exact!