Oh Hey there! We're getting the band back together, man. House is booked, rides are (poorly) planned and we've got some early commitments from such talented riders as; Thumper Valentine, Thorin, the Albino Sasquatch, Chad! and Dash. As always the trip'll run you about $100, your best bottle of whiskey, your dustiest can 'o Spam and healthy level of suspension of disbelief. Will Dash be able to uplink to E3 Harlebeke and Ghent-Wevelgem coverage? Who will be first to throw in the towel while climbing into a snowstorm up the Grand Mesa? Does Get Air know what they're getting into allowing us entry to the trampoline-dodgeball tourney? Just how old are these Snickers at the Glade Park store?
Bring your tights, booties and flannel skirts, we will ride some gravel should the weather permit, head/tail lights needed for the Monument, basketball skills, fried Spam and wheel-sucking are optional. Contact your representative with any queries.
Highroller out.
Oh Hey there! We're getting the band back together, man. House is booked, rides are (poorly) planned and we've got some early commitments from such talented riders as; Thumper Valentine, Thorin, the Albino Sasquatch, Chad! and Dash. As always the trip'll run you about $100, your best bottle of whiskey, your dustiest can 'o Spam and healthy level of suspension of disbelief. Will Dash be able to uplink to E3 Harlebeke and Ghent-Wevelgem coverage? Who will be first to throw in the towel while climbing into a snowstorm up the Grand Mesa? Does Get Air know what they're getting into allowing us entry to the trampoline-dodgeball tourney? Just how old are these Snickers at the Glade Park store?
Bring your tights, booties and flannel skirts, we will ride some gravel should the weather permit, head/tail lights needed for the Monument, basketball skills, fried Spam and wheel-sucking are optional. Contact your representative with any queries.
Highroller out.
I’m bringing my gravel bike also in case y’all (ok, we-all) are stupid enough to try to ride that gravel road up the Mesa.
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