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If you raced last night in the inaugural 2005 Wed Night short track and got beat by some little girl and/or gumby on a singlespeed you fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia; and only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Cyclonaut, when death is on the line! Sean "Sandbag" Steeves came prepared to continue his shocking run of dominance against the Jr 10-14 Girls category, and promptly delivered a spanking, running amuck thru the broken remnants of the Bs like Rodan thru a cardboard Tokyo, while another suspect sandbagger, Uno, swooped in on the hapless Cs like Mothra over a fleeing crowd of panicked salary-men and ineffective plastic tanks! Somewhere a lethal high voltage line waits patiently for these monsters of the short track.
On the NBBBC Cup front Dash, Thumper and Highroller came prepared for small talk and cocktail wieners whilst Matty A inexplicably got his wires crossed, fruitlessly prowling the front for prime rib on some sort of geared contraption. Low expectations were rewarded as Dash fingered the filling out of a discarded deviled egg, holding off a mechanically-challenged Thumper in the Cs while Highroller brushed some tasty brownie crumbs off the picnic table, holding off all but the top 10 or so in Bs. Due to a capricious nature and the pressing need to get to Juanita's earlier it has been decide that the Bs is where it's at so if you dangle with the bumblies in C you only scored half points.
Thusly Highroller will be sporting the NBBBC Cup leader's jersey at next week's event, D.Ash holding down second on GC while Thumper cabooses in 3rd. See you out there!