Get your vote in now for...

Trainwreck Award for Mechanical Calamity. I know we can do more damage than this!

Who's gonna walk (crawl) away with a...

Golden D'oh! for Monumental Stupidity. Team nominations are allowed and encouraged for this dreaded FARVA award

Please submit your vote for...

the winner of the Whitesnake Award for Best Display of Public Drunkeness! Nominations (and reasoning) into the Comments please. Dash has a semi-permanent grip on this one...

Nominations for...

"The Cheese-O!" Formerly known as the Gay Johnson Spirit Award the Cheese-O! trophy goes to the Cyclonaut best exemplifying the bIKE cLUB heart and soul, AND it looks remarkable like a Gay Johnson Truck Stop travel mug!

FARVA nominations new being accepted for...

Rider 'O the Year!

Put your nominations in the comments and we'll use the last two years as our time frame...

Hello? Anybody down there?

Sasquatch vs Trout

That Sean, he's a real hardass. Not. Thanks for the visit Uncle Sean!

Meow we're talking!

Bryan "The Velvet Hammer" Buikema has signed on and "Silent but Deadly" Sue may sneak over the border to join in on the bIKE cLUB Farva Award shenanigans as well. "Oh Canadia! Yon shining fields of snoooo-ow" You know what's perilously close to Canada, besides Sue? Yep, Vermont and the Vermont Highway Patrol. just saying... Oct 17 & 18 Vernal, UT...be where? There!

Oh yeah!

Oct 17th-18th, Vernal, UT we'll be getting back on track after several years wandering in the wilderness, bereft of the bonhomie & sloppy comraderie that only a 7' Shotski can truly provide, or perhaps "enhance". Will there be drunken fireworks battles, will coveted Farva awards change hands, will the VT Highway Patrol bust up the whole shebang? Who can say? Well Los Uber Ancestor can probably say, what with their Brassy Rotoscope and Scrolls and whatnot, but they aren't (saying that is) so we'll just have to skip over thar and see what shakes out!

Should you bring a bike, beer, puffy, firewood, blow up doll, leftover Chinese, and Jaeger? Yes!

Should you decline due to parenthood, restraining orders, common decency, the sorry state of the economy or the 3.2 beer connundrum? No!

Special bonus! Tell me Officer Farva's 1st name and win a chance to demo a Moots at FARVAs!

Hot wheels

UCI illegal complete Moots titanium road bike, you could ride Roubaix with this setup.

Moots homage to the PK Ripper, a 10th Anniversary MootoX YBB in pimpn' white, red and ti

1937 Schwinn track bike, sweetest rig from the Rocky Mtn Bike Show

Nicest detail, Civilian branding detail from my man Tyson out of Portland

Wood bike, like hardwood hollowed out via CNC mill

Pete, you would have loved TSAs b-day cupcakes!